Last September, Sarah Chen called me in tears. Her 13-year-old, Mia, had been placed on a Level 4 team — exciting news. The placement email also included a "season financial summary." Sarah forwarded it to me with the subject line: "is this real???"
It was real. And it was wildly understated. By the time the season ended in May, the Chens had paid $24,180 — almost double what the placement email implied. Here's where it went.
Tuition: the line item everyone thinks is fixed.
The Chens paid $295/month, plus a one-time $400 "team placement fee" in May. That puts the tuition line at $3,540 for the year. This is the number most gyms quote at tryouts.
Where this gets interesting: that $400 placement fee isn't tuition. It's a deposit against the gym's choreo and music package, which is invoiced separately in July.
"The tuition number is the smallest honest number you'll see. Plan for it to be a third of your real spend."
The 2025 Chen family ledger.
Of these ten line items, only the first two were quoted at tryouts. The rest arrived as invoices over the following 11 months.
What "optional" really means
- "Optional team privates": required if you want competition time.
- "Optional banquet": kids whose families skip get visibly excluded.
- "Optional photo package": coach posts these on Instagram. Kid notices.
- "Optional team mom fund": social pressure does the rest.