01
COST
The monthly tuition is a third of your real spend.
If your gym quotes $295/mo, plan for ~$24K total. The other two-thirds arrive as separate invoices.
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02
COST
"Optional" almost always means "expected."
Privates, team mom fund, banquet, photo package. Read the room.
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03
GYM
Tour the gym during a Level 5 practice.
The lobby is theater. The mat during senior practice is the real culture.
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04
COMP
Pack two pairs of every white sock.
You will lose one. You will need the other on Sunday morning. Trust me.
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05
HAIR
Buy the gym's bow. Twice.
You will lose one, and you cannot show up Day Two without the matching bow.
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06
TRAVEL
Book hotels through the team block — but the night BEFORE.
Day-before flights save $400 and your sanity. Block rates extend by request.
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07
COMP
Comp days are 14 hours. Pack snacks for you.
The vending machine at 11pm in a convention center is a $9 granola bar.
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08
GYM
The coach you sign up for is not always the coach who shows.
Ask about choreo turnover. Some gyms cycle 'guest' choreographers — find out who's actually on the mat.
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09
SOCIAL
The group chat is a job.
Mute it on weekends. Reply with one emoji. The world will keep spinning.
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10
COST
Privates aren't a 'next step' — they're an industry.
Most gyms make 40% of profit on private lessons. Treat them as optional even when the coach says they aren't.
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11
KID
Your kid will quit at least once.
Don't panic. Wait 72 hours. They almost always come back.
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12
GYM
There is a "good gym, bad gym" in every metro.
Ask alumni — the gym's reputation among ex-athletes is the real signal.
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13
COST
Get the season total IN WRITING before signing.
Verbal "around $5K" quotes turn into $14K invoices by November.
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14
HAIR
The "competition pony" is a $40 add-on at most comps.
YouTube it once, do it yourself thereafter.
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15
COMP
Score sheets are public. Read them.
After every comp, the score sheets explain exactly where you lost points. Most parents never look.
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16
KID
Your kid's body changes. So will the team.
Late puberty growth spurts often move flyers to bases. This is normal. The gym should be honest about it.
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17
GYM
Asking what something costs is not rude.
Ever. The gym is a business. Treat it like one.
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18
COMP
Sundays are about being on time, not being early.
2-hour pre-call is gym tradition, not gym requirement. Save your kid's legs for the floor.
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SOCIAL
Don't post the routine video before it's legal to.
Most gyms have a no-post window for choreo IP. Violating it can mean dropped placement.
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20
KID
Cheer ends. Your kid is more than this.
18 is the cliff for most. Build her identity outside the gym while she's still in it.
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