The monthly tuition is a third of your real spend.
If your gym quotes $295/mo, plan for ~$24K total. The other two-thirds arrive as separate invoices.
"Optional" almost always means "expected."
Privates, team mom fund, banquet, photo package. Read the room.
Tour the gym during a Level 5 practice.
The lobby is theater. The mat during senior practice is the real culture.
Pack two pairs of every white sock.
You will lose one. You will need the other on Sunday morning. Trust me.
Buy the gym's bow. Twice.
You will lose one, and you cannot show up Day Two without the matching bow.
Book hotels through the team block — but the night BEFORE.
Day-before flights save $400 and your sanity. Block rates extend by request.
Comp days are 14 hours. Pack snacks for you.
The vending machine at 11pm in a convention center is a $9 granola bar.
The coach you sign up for is not always the coach who shows.
Ask about choreo turnover. Some gyms cycle 'guest' choreographers — find out who's actually on the mat.
The group chat is a job.
Mute it on weekends. Reply with one emoji. The world will keep spinning.
Privates aren't a 'next step' — they're an industry.
Most gyms make 40% of profit on private lessons. Treat them as optional even when the coach says they aren't.
Your kid will quit at least once.
Don't panic. Wait 72 hours. They almost always come back.
There is a "good gym, bad gym" in every metro.
Ask alumni — the gym's reputation among ex-athletes is the real signal.
Get the season total IN WRITING before signing.
Verbal "around $5K" quotes turn into $14K invoices by November.
The "competition pony" is a $40 add-on at most comps.
YouTube it once, do it yourself thereafter.
Score sheets are public. Read them.
After every comp, the score sheets explain exactly where you lost points. Most parents never look.
Your kid's body changes. So will the team.
Late puberty growth spurts often move flyers to bases. This is normal. The gym should be honest about it.
Asking what something costs is not rude.
Ever. The gym is a business. Treat it like one.
Sundays are about being on time, not being early.
2-hour pre-call is gym tradition, not gym requirement. Save your kid's legs for the floor.
Don't post the routine video before it's legal to.
Most gyms have a no-post window for choreo IP. Violating it can mean dropped placement.
Cheer ends. Your kid is more than this.
18 is the cliff for most. Build her identity outside the gym while she's still in it.
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